whale

whale
1. (whale) (320↑, 56↓)
1. the animal with the hole in it 2. to beat up/beat on someone

1. "Oh look it's a whale, the animal with the hole in it. There's only one\!" 2. "Dad went upstairs to whale on his son. Not like 'Dad, upon seeing the bad report card, looked at his son who just happened to be in the room with him and whaled on him,' but no, Dad, apropos of nothing, went upstairs to the only room in which his son felt safe and just fucking whaled on him." OR "I have to go to the gym to whale on my quads"

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2. (whale) (485↑, 306↓)
A fat or obese lady, often seen in wal-mart yelling at her kids. Porr kids\!\!\! Also see [free willie].

Mom I went to wal-mart, but I couldn't get those socks cuz it was full of whales.

3. (whale) (236↑, 70↓)
the love of your life. a person you have so much emotion for that it is bigger than a whale. a person you have an infinitely large amount of love for or towards. a person you love so much it makes the size of a whale insignificant. usually this type of person is very sexy and attractive, has gorgeous eyes, and are very funny, and should have alot in common with you.

i love my whale. i love you as much as a whale. my boyfriend is such a whale.

4. (whale) (243↑, 80↓)
New England slang for beating someone up. To punch, or beat on.

"After Matty whaled on that kid he hopped on his bike and booked outta here."

5. (Whale) (208↑, 52↓)
A person who has a similar way of thinking and is generally a best friend. They can always be depended upon for anything may it be love or food. Consequently, they are often recipients of whale hugs.

"Babe, you're my whale.." "I can always depend on my whale." "Whales care and share, baby\!"

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6. (Whale) (178↑, 35↓)
the whale is located in the middle of the blunt... it is the biggest part in the blunt that surprises the hell out of you when you take a pull.

Whale

7. (Whale) (170↑, 38↓)
A female of independant means. More endearing way of stateing single-ness. Term also used to express exuberance towards flying solo.

"shut up, I'm a whale" "WHALE IT UP"

8. (Whale) (155↑, 25↓)
A big fucking thing in the water. Not to be confused with oil tanker.

The whale ate him with horrible teeth of pain.

Author: Noble Webster http://whale.urbanup.com/4639982
9. (Whale) (145↑, 28↓)
Someone who ejaculates like a crazy mothafucka.

Oooh baby, you're a fucking whale\! Fuck me harder whale\!

10. (Whale) (143↑, 29↓)
an attractive female (used in code)

Dayum\!\! Look at that whale

11. (whale) (141↑, 28↓)
A large American car, most likely from the '60s or '70s.

She drives a whale.

12. (whale) (179↑, 74↓)
A large sea-dwelling [mammal] that has been mistaken for a [fish] in times past since they resemble fish in physical appearance. Whales are more closely related to [hippopotomi] and [elephant]s than fish.

Whales are quite harmless unless provoked. They do occasionally cause truble to boats, but they're doing their own thing. They're not acting against human beings; humans have themselves to blame, not the animals. Everybody does their own thing.

13. (whale) (20↑, 3↓)
noun; a wealthy patron to a casino, gets paid special attention by a casino host so the patron will feel comfortable to gamble more money.

My whale just walked in. He is hosting the Ferrari convention downstairs.

14. (whale) (15↑, 13↓)
a fat bitch, often unnattractive in the face too. the redeeming factor is that the pussy is EASY which is why you can find plenty of them on free relationship websites like Plenty of Fish (POF)and Tagged.

"This whale hit me up on POF messaging me with 'hey daddy, what you workin with?', I fell to the floor laughing but soon realized this was probably the only chance at pussy i'd ever get, I tried to stop being nauseous at the threat of stank pussy and grinned asking for her digits".

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15. (Whale) (0↑, 1↓)
1. A synonym for 'goddamn humongous'.

1: That roller coaster ride is so whale\! 2: That girl has some whale breasts. 3: That is one whale burger.

16. (Whale) (3↑, 4↓)
A whale is a person who eats a lot of snacks and cannot stop eating. They become bloated and are hence a whale\!

Saray kept eating pockey till she became a [whale]\!

Author: Saray's friend http://whale.urbanup.com/5368201
17. (Whale) (1↑, 3↓)
another word for sexual intercourse

yo me and him just whaled

18. (whale) (0↑, 3↓)
ounce of marijuana

im gonna start selling whales of pot to ppl

19. (Whale) (5↑, 8↓)
usually a fat bitchy female, sometimes could be a fat male, but is commonly used towards overweight females

Arnold: Dude, i can't believe that new fat chick, Dana, constantly kept talking shit to Sheena, she's such a whale.

20. (Whale) (6↑, 10↓)
A fat person who hates being fat and says "I miss the old days." Even though in the old days you were still fat and no one liked you.

Whale: "I miss the old days." Random Standbyer: "Shut up whale, your fucking fat."

21. (Whale) (1↑, 6↓)
Its the largest animal living but its also an insult for fat people who are extremely heavy.

Ronnie: WOAH\!\!... look at the size of that lad there Sam: I know, lets ask him for a piggy back Ronnie: Dont bother sam hes too heavy for me and you George: ooooooooooh (trump, burp, picks belly button, iches his butt). Sam: yep hes defonatly a Whale

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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